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Breakfast At The White House

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

    The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

    "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

    George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

    "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!''

    As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
     
  2. JWish

    JWish

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    You have a classy sense of humor. I cannot remember how you pronounce Cheney.