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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. okie

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    The Governor made room on his busy calendar to hear
    The pleas of one Mrs. Snooker that her husband be
    Released from the state penitentiary. "What was he
    Sentenced for?" asked the Governor gently.

    "For stealing a loaf of bread," nervously replied the
    Offender's' wife.

    "Is he a good husband?"

    "No," she replied frankly, blushing a bit. "He beats me
    When he gets drunk, he bullies our children, he's
    Unfaithful, and really not much good at all."

    "It sounds to me as though you're better off without
    Him," said the Governor. "Why on earth do you want
    Him out of jail?"

    "Well," she explained, "we're out of bread again."