Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 13, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west,
    a woman walked into a saloon. Suddenly she realised that
    she was not in the general store so she started to turn
    around and leave. As she was doing this, a drunk cowboy
    seated at the bar noticed her and said to the woman, "Come
    on over, Ma'am, sit yerself down right here next to me and
    have yerself a drink.
    "Thank you kindly Sir, but I'm afraid that I couldn't,"
    replied the woman, "on account that I need to get bread."
    The cowboy replied, "Uh, Ma'am, I do reckon you came to the
    right place for that!"