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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 16, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

    "Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"
     
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    Who could blame him?Those precious whorehouses.:supergrin:
     
  4. okie

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    An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.

    The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.

    The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?"

    The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."