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Brandy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away
    from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister
    Mary Katherine and she said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint
    o' the brandy."

    "Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never
    do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"

    "Oh Jack," she responded, "it's only for the Mother
    Superior." Her voice dropped. "It helps her constipation,
    you know."

    So Jack sold her the brandy.

    Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home.
    As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister
    Mary Katherine. And she was snookered. She was singing
    and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like
    a bird, right there on the sidewalk.

    A crowd was gathering so Jack pushed through and exclaimed,
    "Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! You told me this
    was for the Mother Superior's constipation!"

    Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied:
    "And so it is, me lad, so it is. When she sees me,
    she's going to crap!"
     
  2. glockchick35

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