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Boy's playing

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 31, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    3 little boys were upset because they couldn't get anyone to play with
    them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
    didn't go to Sunday School. So they went to the nearest church. Only
    the
    janitor was there. One little boy said, "We need to be baptized
    because
    no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
    "Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked
    their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go
    out
    and play."
    When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion
    do you think we are?"
    The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water
    on
    you. We're not Bablist because they dunk all of you in it. We're not
    Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
    The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
    "Yes. What do you think that means?"
    "That means we're Pisscopalians."