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box under clintons bed

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jul 20, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    When Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham first got married Bill said, "I am
    putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
    In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the
    afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and
    she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans
    and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the
    bed.
    Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to
    why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they
    were
    out for a special anniversary dinner.
    After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
    confessed, saying,
    "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked
    into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much
    and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans
    in the box?

    Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
    deserve to know
    the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in
    the box under
    the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

    Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am
    very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are
    addicted
    to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad
    considering
    your problem."

    Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their
    peace.
    A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that
    money in the box?"

    Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
    them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
     
  2. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    The recycling place here pays about 50 cents per pound. If there's 24 cans to the pound. That means that Bill slept with 3,928,668 women. Old Bill's porked a good percentage of the American population! HEHEHE
     

  3. dport

    dport

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    Dude, it's the "Lighter Side," and that was a joke. Get over it.
     
  4. forthehalibut

    forthehalibut

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    He can't get over that joke known as the Clinton family.