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Boudreaux and Thibodaux Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by certifiedfunds, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    Good part of GT won't get this but the right folks will. I'll go first:

     
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    Gallium CLM

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    :rofl:

    Funny as heck, although you messed up this part...

     
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    lol. thats great
     
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    I don't feed the deer around here - I simply leave corn for my "chickens". :)

    Those damn deer ate off all da corn, and come back every night for more. Good thing I have a hunting license and a ready shotgun...
     
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    Here ya go...

     
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    Hamilton Burger Incompetent

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    So, when they got into Thibodeaux, did Boudreaux's old lady mention a gallon of paint?

    :rofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    Eat them ,Damned criminals ! You got your corn back is all !

    Good jokes.....:rofl: !
     
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    Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through the woods the other day, when a flying saucer landed near them. A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft.

    Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, "Mais, look at dat. What you tink dat is?"
    Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little space critters, replied, "Thibodeaux, I don' know, but you hurry back to de camp, put on de rice pot, and start makin' a roux!
     
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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    :whistling:

     
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    Boudreaux spotted Thibodeaux walking down the levee the other day, carrying a sack over his shoulder. Well, of course, curiosity got the best of Boudreaux, and he asked Thibodeaux, "Hey, Mon Homme, what you got in dat sack ?"

    Thibodeaux said, "Mais, I got me some chickens in dat sack."

    Boudreaux asked, "If I can guess how many chickens you got in dat sack, can I have one of dem?"

    Thibodeaux replied, "Mais, my fren, if you can guess how many I got, you can have both of dem!"
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    Probably won't hurt to fold in some quotes from Louisiana's colorful 4 term governor, Edwin W. Edwards:

     
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    After he was dead, a Cajun discovered himself in Hell. He looked around awhile, then went right to work shoveling brimstone. The devil came up to him and said, "How you like it here, my friend? It's hard work and it's hot, yeah?"

    The Cajun just smiled and answered, "It not so bad. The work is steady. I got no problem with steady work. And it ain't so hot. You think this is hot? Man, I'm from south Lousiana --- It hot there, my fren! This ain't nothing." He just laughed and went back to work singing and having a high old time.

    Satan, being a former Texan, did not like Cajuns. He said to himself, "I'll get him. So he don't mind the hot, huh?" Satan waved a hand and the whole place was suddenly ice and snow, solid. And he said, "That'll fix dat fool!"

    When he went back to check on the Cajun, he found him jumping up and yelling and laughing and clapping and dancing. So Satan said, "Man, what's wrong with you?!"
    The Cajun smiled big and replied, "The Saints done won the Super Bowl!
     
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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    Bahahahaha !!!!



    (And "Satan being a former Texan.."..)





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    I used to live in LA. The story was that Edwards once said "the only way he wouldn't get elected was if they found him in bed was a live boy or a dead girl". :rofl:

    WP
     
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    He also said he would never make speak il of dead people or live judges.





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