bottle of Merlot

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  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    > The waiter took a bottle of Merlot to the woman and said, "This is
    > from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
    >
    > She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the
    > man, and decided to send a reply note.
    >
    > The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her
    > and conveyed it to the gentleman.
    >
    > The note read:
    >
    > "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
    > garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
    >
    > After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own.
    > He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
    > return this to the woman.
    >
    > It read:
    >
    > "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
    > CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage . . . and there is
    > over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a
    > woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the
    > bottle back
     
  2. bjnsunnyotsego

    bjnsunnyotsego

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    That's really a good one!

    ;z ;z ;z