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Bored at work?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Top Signs You're Bored at Work

    You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar
    for 2003.

    You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
    produces images of Elvis.

    You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

    You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before
    the inevitable explosion occurs.

    People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your
    ceiling.

    No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now
    scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

    You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names
    of all seven Dwarfs.

    The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin
    Infantry, and General White-Out has called for
    reinforcements
     
  2. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    ;i Those were to funny. The worst part is I've done some of those.