Fifty-one years ago Herman James, > > a West Virginia Mountain man, > > Was drafted by the Army. > > On his first day in boot camp, > > The Army issued him a comb. > > That afternoon the Army barber > > Sheared off all his hair. > > > > On his second day, > > The Army issued him a tooth brush. > > That afternoon the Army dentist > > Yanked out seven of his teeth. > > > > On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap. > > The Army > > is > > still > > looking > > for > > him > > Today.