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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Jul 18, 2004.

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    CHEF-LOU

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    Fifty-one years ago Herman James,
    > > a West Virginia Mountain man,
    > > Was drafted by the Army.
    > > On his first day in boot camp,
    > > The Army issued him a comb.
    > > That afternoon the Army barber
    > > Sheared off all his hair.
    > >
    > > On his second day,
    > > The Army issued him a tooth brush.
    > > That afternoon the Army dentist
    > > Yanked out seven of his teeth.
    > >
    > > On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap.
    > > The Army
    > > is
    > > still
    > > looking
    > > for
    > > him
    > > Today.