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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 9, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It
    went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next
    sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous
    sentence." It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention
    span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The
    2nd edition went: "To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence."
    It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is
    going to go: "Re-read this line." Now, if I could just find the time to
    write it.