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Bloomingdales!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 13, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her
    will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she
    met with her Rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted,
    etc.

    She told her rabbi she had two final requests.

    First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes
    scattered over Bloomingdales.

    "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi said. "Why Bloomingdales?"
    "That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week."