close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Bloody vampire bat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 7, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Messages:
    64,670
    Likes Received:
    1,546
    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh
    blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
    sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him
    about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some
    sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

    OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
    behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a
    huge forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats
    excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.

    "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES,
    YES!!!!"
    the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't.
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

    Messages:
    5,094
    Likes Received:
    33
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2002
    Location:
    State of Confusion

  3. 1loneranger

    1loneranger

    Messages:
    703
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2001
    Location:
    Huntsville, AL NOW Hartselle, AL