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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Petishun To End Blond Hairassment--We Can't Take No More!

    We blonds at the ofise are tierd of all the, the dum stoopid
    jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us
    graite stress and makes our roots turn dark.

    We have hierd a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at
    Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supreem cort
    if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and
    he will be on are side. We of also talked to the govner to
    make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that
    makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and
    every so offen a red hed joke.

    If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't
    blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

    Sined by the blonds at the ofise:

    XOXOXOXO
    OXOXOXOX
    XOXOXOXO
    OXOXOXOX

    (sined with a pensul so you can erace it if you make a
    mistake)
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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