Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Nov 12, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    Twofriends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and
    pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

    She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
    again...for no reason."

    The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,
    don't you like getting flowers?"

    The brunette says, "Oh sure... but he always has expectations after
    getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

    The blonde says, ....."Don't you have a vase?"