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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 15, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".

    She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

    Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
     
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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    That is a funny joke, a blonde counting to 10,000!