Blonde

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 19, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loud
    noise that came from outside the plane. The captain came on
    the intercom, "Attention passengers, we just lost one of our
    engines; but don't worry, the other three engines will keep
    us up. Also, we will arrive at our destination about an hour
    behind schedule."

    Half an hour later, another loud noise sounded from outside
    the plane. The captain once again came on the intercom,
    "Attention passengers, do not be alarmed. We lost another
    engine, but the other two will still keep us flying. We will
    arrive at our destination about three hours late."

    After the captain said this, the blonde leaned over to the
    passenger next to her and said, "If those other two engines
    go out, we'll be up here forever."
     
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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    Maybe that's what happens in the Bermuda Triangle, the laws of being blonde trump the laws of physics.