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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    SHE WAS SO BLOND THAT....
    She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    She tripped over the cordless phone.
    She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
    She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK
    She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Sagittarius.
    If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
     
  2. milkdud

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    You could tell she had been using the computer because of the white-out on the screen.

    She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.

    When she and brunette jumped out of the airplane at the same time, the brunette landed first because she had to stop and ask directions.
    :)