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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. okie

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    There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for
    speeding, the cop asks," can I see your license and registration
    please!"

    The blonde responds, "license and registration what is that?"

    The cop respnds," you will find your license in your purse and
    registration in your glove compartment."

    The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car,
    and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies,"
    this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?" The cop replies,"
    yes it is." The dispatcher says, "go back to her car and drop your
    pants."

    The cop responds back,"I cant do that!" The dispatcher says, "trust
    me, just do it!" then the cop replies,"ok whatever you say!"

    So he walks back to her car, and drops his pants. The blonde turns
    around and says, "oh no, not another breathalizer test!"