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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

    "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
    The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!
    I almost had an accident!
    I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me.
    I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me.
    I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

    Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, -
    "Ma'am... that's your air freshener!"