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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 11, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    SHE WAS SO BLONDE...

    ...she thought a quarterback was a refund

    ...she thought General Motors was in the army

    ...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats

    ...at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here",
    she wrote Sagittarius

    SHE WAS SOO BLONDE...

    ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

    ...she sent a fax with a stamp on it

    ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

    ...under "education" on a job application, she put "Hooked on
    Phonics"


    SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE...

    ...she tripped over a cordless phone

    ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it
    said "concentrate"

    ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't
    walk"

    ...she asked for a price check at th e Everything for a Dollar
    Store

    ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

    SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE....

    ...she studied for a blood test

    ...she sold her car for gas money

    ...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read
    "Airport Left", she turned around and went home

    SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE...

    ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home,
    she moved

    ...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

    ...she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless

    ...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
    evening

    SHE WAS SOOOOOO BLONDE...