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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 10, 2009.

  1. okie

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    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
    ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
    reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
    and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

    As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
    ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
    sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
    home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
    they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'