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Blonde works a puzzle

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blah!, Jul 31, 2003.

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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says... "FIRST of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand and said "SECOND, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then..." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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