Blonde vs. Blonde

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Walt408, Apr 3, 2004.

  1. Walt408


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    Jan 12, 2004
    Northeast Tennessee
    A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal
    in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and
    asks the blonde for driver's license. The blonde driver in the
    convertible searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks,
    "What does it look like?"

    The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your
    picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more
    seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and, sure enough, sees herself.

    She hands the compact to the blonde cop. After a few seconds looking
    at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back
    to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have
    told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."