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Blonde on blonde

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a
    local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked
    up to the car.

    The Female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she
    asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver
    searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
    said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's
    license look like?"

    Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your
    picture on it!"

    The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and
    found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She
    held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my
    driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

    The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the
    driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known
    you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all
    this hassle."