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Blonde joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 26, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine.
    Her boyfriend looks over and hears here sceaming at the machine...

    "You're a dumb-looking button!"
    "You don't have much of a future, either!"
    "You're going to be replaced by a much better looking button!"
    "I've got better looking buttons than you in my dresser drawer!"

    Thinking she flipped her lid, her boyfriend walks over to see what the fuss is about.

    "What in the heck are you doing?" her boyfriend asks.

    The blonde quickly points to the sign on the front of the machine that read...
    "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".