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Blonde Joke (groan)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 24, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
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    Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally look so sad.

    Liz: "Heard you went off into the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay... But you look so sad. Why?"

    Sally: "'Cause I just can't get a man."

    Liz: "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

    Sally: "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went to the woods 'cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

    Liz: "I don't understand what you're talking about."

    Sally: "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

    Liz: "So, how's that gonna help you get a man?"

    Sally: "Well, my mama told me that the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."