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Blonde Inventions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    BLONDE INVENTIONS

    1) The water-proof towel

    2) Solar powered flashlight

    3) Submarine screen door

    4) A book on how to read

    5) Inflatable dart board

    6) A dictionary index

    7) Ejector seat in a helicopter

    8) Powdered water

    9) Pedal-powered wheel chair

    10) Water-proof tea bag
     
  2. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    2 things.

    1. The Russians actually DO have a helicopter with an ejection seat, along with 2 sets of rotors secured with explosive bolts. They just fire off the bolts, then eject and they're perfectly safe.

    2. Man, I wanted to invent dehydrated water ever since I played Sim City 2000. :(
     

  3. FireGuy

    FireGuy Into The Breach CLM

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    BTW - the US had an ejection seat system for the Huey - it was called the Yankee and pulled the seats out sideways.
     
  4. podwich

    podwich

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    Solar-powered flashlights exist as well. You simply leave them in the window and they charge an internal battery. At night when you need it it's all charged up and ready to go. Pretty cool.
     
  5. Tomkat

    Tomkat I Like Beer

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    Some of you guys take all the "fun" out of "fun"ny.