Blonde House Painting

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Reef Diver, Oct 7, 2002.

  1. Reef Diver

    Reef Diver PWI

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    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

    The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing.

    She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

    He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.

    She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
    they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
     
  2. Eddie C.

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  3. N4CDLAW

    N4CDLAW MI Refugee

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    A blonde what a little extra cash, so goes out to try and get housework to do. She knocks on one door and askes if there are any chores that she could to for money. Guy says "yeah, I've been meaning to paint the porch, but haven't gotten around to it yet. The supplies are in the garage." So she goes to work.

    30 minutes later she knock again, saying that she's done painting the porch. Guy says great, since you were so fast, go ahead and put another coat of paint on it. She does, and half an hour later knocks again. She is paid and on her way when she turns around and says "By the way, that's not a Porche, I think it's a Ferrari."