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Blonde guy joke for a change!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

    The Mexican opened his lunch and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm jumping too."

    The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

    The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
    his death as well.

    At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

    "Hey don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Hahahahaha!!!! ;f ;a ;i