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Blonde Genies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
    partially buried in the sand.

    He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and
    tell him he will be granted three wishes. The guy makes his three
    wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
    surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins
    to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in
    $100 bills

    Then there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing
    there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
    outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

    As they are walking away, the Klansmen remove their hoods; it's the two
    blonde genies.
    One blonde genie says to the other, "You know, I can understand the first
    wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to,
    I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire....
    But to be hung like a black man is beyond me".
     
  2. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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  3. ReflexBlade

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    Okie, thanks man!

    I usually read all your weeks kokes on a Sunday night and e-mail them to friends and family all over the country (South Africa).

    You made my day!

    Keep it up.

    P.S. where do you get your 'material'?
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Some get e mailed to me the rest I find just surfing:cool:
     
  5. potshot

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    Okie ain't got anything else to do, At least he tells a joke.;f