blonde detectives

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to
    become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a
    suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and
    then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize

    The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast
    because he only has one eye!"

    The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture
    shows his profile."

    Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the
    picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This
    is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

    The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd
    easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

    The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you
    two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because
    it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you
    can come up with?"

    Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to
    the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your
    suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "think
    hard before giving me a stupid answer."

    The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
    "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

    "Wow! I can't believe it! You're right, the suspect does in
    fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to
    make such an astute observation?"

    "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular
    glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."