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Blonde Counselor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 30, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor,
    and she was eager to help. One day during recess she
    noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing
    field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer
    at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.

    The boy said he was. A little while later, however,
    Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by
    himself.

    Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to
    be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay",
    looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making
    progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here
    alone?"

    "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation,
    "I'm the damn goalie."
     
  2. forthehalibut

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    Ahhh--yes--another couple of ribs will soon be broken by my gf over this one.;-