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Blonde cookbook

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 2, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    MONDAY:

    It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food
    cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The
    neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
    bowls.

    TUES
    Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

    WEDNESDAY:

    A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
    before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but
    I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

    THURSDAY:

    Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.
    It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of
    lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up
    to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the
    garden.

    FRIDAY:

    I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all
    ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been
    something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,
    everything was the same as when I left.

    SATURDAY:

    Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
    He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some
    reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

    SUNDAY:

    Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast.
    All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash
    of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the
    controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much
    to my disappointment.

    GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.

    This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for
    tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.
    If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to
    surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
     
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