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Blonde and a Cell Phone

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Blonde and a Cell Phone

    A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde

    wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding

    anniversary.

    So he decided to buy her a cell phone.

    He showed her the phone and explained to her all

    of its features.

    Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply

    adored her new phone.

    The next day Susie went shopping.

    Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was

    her husband on the other end.

    "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new

    phone?"

    Susie replied, "I just love it!

    It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but

    there's one thing I don't understand though..."!

    "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

    "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"