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Blond Joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 30, 2002.

  1. okie

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    KNITTING BLONDE
    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "Pull over!" "No," the blonde yelled back, "it's a scarf!"