Two nuns are tasked with the refurbishment of the west end of their convent. They are to begin by repainting a few rooms. After all the supplies and paint were gathered together into the first room to be painted, one nun says to the other, "I think that we should stip down to nothing, that way we don't have to worry about paint spilling on us." The other nun looks at her in disbelief, but soon realizes that it is a good idea. "We'll just lock the door. If anyone wants to come in, we can get dressed quickly and no one else will know!" So after a little while of painting in the buff, there is a knock at the door. The two nuns look at each other in with wide eyes. "Who is it???" cries out the first nun. "Blind Man", replies the voice from the outside. The second nun turns to the first and whispers, "Blind Man, I don't see a need to get all dressed up if it's just a Blind Man." The other nun agrees, and unlocks and opens the door. A contractor with a handfull of new blinds is standing there, "Nice t*ts...where do you want the blinds?"