BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey You! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky Voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I Think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should Know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in Karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."