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Blessings

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. okie

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    The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin
    phrase "Tuti Homini" .... Blessed be Mankind.

    A woman's rights group approached the Pope the next day to
    mention that he blessed all Mankind but not Womankind.

    The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying,
    "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" .... Blessed be Mankind and
    Womankind.

    The next day a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They
    said they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and
    asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Of course."

    The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini,
    et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."