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Blessed Car

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 23, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.

    After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.

    A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.

    "I'm blessing it," the priest replied.

    The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.