black bear becomes trapped inside unsuspecting woman's minivan

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  1. pipedreams

    pipedreams "Knowledge Speaks - Wisdom Listens,"

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    Hey Boo Boo... I thought you said there was a pic-i-nic basket in there!!!
     
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    Ha-Ha...always a good idea to ferret out all those old McD's burger wrappers once in a while I guess. I'll out it onto my "to-do" list...
     
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    If bears had nightmares, they would probably be about getting stuck in cars that they’ve climbed into. Some bears poop in fear once in the car, others nervously chew on steering wheels and need a calm talking to while they’re freed, but all bears trash the car. Think of it as bear hoonage. (Send it straight to an insurance auction, right?)

    Interestingly enough, bears seem to like Subarus* . Yup - your Yuppie-Mobile is Bear Nirvana!
    (* https://jalopnik.com/bear-rips-car-apart-because-thats-what-bears-do-when-pe-1826229351)
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    Haldor Formerly retired EE.

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    Did she get to keep the bear? Seems only right.

    What could be better than a Trunk Monkey? How about a Minivan Bear?
     
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