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Bizarre Laws In Florida

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

    A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

    If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

    It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

    Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

    Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

    You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursdays.

    Oral sex is illegal.

    You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

    Horse theft is still punishable by hanging.
     
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    bizarre.....
     

  3. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Well I guess I have to go to Florida and turn myself in. I did 7,8,9 while down there. What dept has the best jail?
     
  4. roygun

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    I ONCE HAD TO GO DOWN & BAIL OUR FRIEND REDRUM OUT OF THE MANATEE COUNTY JAIL FOR #5. I DON'T THINK THEY MINDED HIS OUTFIT TOO MUCH, BUT THAT NASTY SPRINGFIELD XD STRAPPED TO HIS LEG CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF THE NICE DEPUTIES. ANYWAY IT WAS A VERY NICE JAIL, SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL RAZOR WIRE DECOR WITH A NICE POND ALL THE WAY ARROUND IT WITH LARGE ALLIGATORS TO AMUSE THE STAFF & GUESTS. HIS GOWN WAS A BIG HIT WITH OTHER GUESTS ALSO!;a ;I