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Birthday

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. okie

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    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a
    Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender
    gives her the drink she says,

    "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and
    it's today.."

    The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday,
    I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

    As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her
    right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

    The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a
    Scotch with two drops of water."

    "Coming up," says the bartender.

    As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,
    " I would like to buy you one too."

    The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want
    another Scotch with two drops of water."

    "Coming right up," the bartender says.

    As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying
    of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of
    water?"

    The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age,
    you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your
    water, however, is a whole other issue."