close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Birthday Presents

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 16, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

    Messages:
    2,353
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 14, 2003
    Mr. Benton thought he had had the last word when he presented his ex-wife with an unusual gift for her birthday. A tombstone on which he had carved, "Here lies my ex-wife Sonja.....cold as usual."

    Much to his surprise, however, his wife one-upped him for his birthday with a tombstone of his own on which she'd had carved, "Here lies my ex-husband Bennett.....stiff at last."