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Birthday present

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 8, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A couple hasn't been getting along for years,

    So the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a
    Cemetery plot for her birthday."

    You can imagine her disappointment.
    The next year, her birthday rolls around again
    And he doesn't get her anything.

    She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"

    He says, "Why should I?
    You didn't use what I got you last year."