close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Birthday Present

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, Mar 25, 2009.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 I laugh at liberals.

    Messages:
    5,972
    Likes Received:
    1,269
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2009
    Location:
    Phoenix, Az.
    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

    They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
    "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."
     
  2. deadday

    deadday

    Messages:
    15,544
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2007
    Location:
    Texas

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

  3. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

    Messages:
    10,579
    Likes Received:
    4
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2007
    Location:
    Virginia Beach, VA
  4. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

    Messages:
    20,441
    Likes Received:
    1,531
    Joined:
    Sep 24, 1999
    Location:
    Hartford, Vermont
    Women, nothing but trouble, especially when crossed.