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Birthday Party

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    > A 100-year old man was having a big birthday party at his
    > nursing home and a TV crew was there to interview him on
    > this special day.
    >
    > "Please tell our audience how you managed to live so
    > long," asked the reporter.
    >
    > "Well, I don't ever drink alcohol and I've never smoked,"
    > replied the old geezer. "And, I make it a point to stay
    > away from wild women."
    >
    > Just then, there was a loud shriek in the hall. The crew
    > turned to see a comely nurse run by, followed by an agile
    > looking, older man who carried a foul smelling cigar in
    > one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
    >
    > As he ran by, he paused for a moment, looked at the crowd
    > and let out a hardy, "He, he, he!" and then continued his
    > pursuit.
    >
    > "What was that all about?" asked the astonished reporter.
    >
    > Replied the old geezer, "Please excuse my father - he gets
    > carried away sometimes."