> > A 100-year old man was having a big birthday party at his > nursing home and a TV crew was there to interview him on > this special day. > > "Please tell our audience how you managed to live so > long," asked the reporter. > > "Well, I don't ever drink alcohol and I've never smoked," > replied the old geezer. "And, I make it a point to stay > away from wild women." > > Just then, there was a loud shriek in the hall. The crew > turned to see a comely nurse run by, followed by an agile > looking, older man who carried a foul smelling cigar in > one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. > > As he ran by, he paused for a moment, looked at the crowd > and let out a hardy, "He, he, he!" and then continued his > pursuit. > > "What was that all about?" asked the astonished reporter. > > Replied the old geezer, "Please excuse my father - he gets > carried away sometimes."