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Birthday drink

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and
    Orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As
    The bartender gives her the drink she says,
    "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th
    Birthday and it's today.."

    The bartender says, "Well, since it's your
    Birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one
    Is on me."

    As the woman finishes her drink, the woman
    To her right says, "I would like to buy you a
    Drink, too."

    The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender,
    I want a Scotch with two drops of water."

    "Coming up," says the bartender.

    As she finishes that drink, the man to her
    Left says, "I would like to buy you one, too."

    The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender,
    I want another Scotch with two drops of water."

    "Coming right up," the bartender says.

    As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am,
    I'm dying of curiosity; why the Scotch with
    Only two drops of water?"

    The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're
    My age, you've learned how to hold your liquor;
    Holding your water, however, is a whole
    Other issue."
     
  2. Matthew26

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