Birth

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County
    Kentucky a
    hillbilly's wife went
    into labor in the middle of the night, and the
    doctor was called out to
    assist in the delivery. Since there was no
    electricity, the doctor handed
    the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You
    hold
    this high so I can see
    what I am doing!."

    Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
    "Whoa
    there," said the doctor,
    "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern
    down; I
    think there's another
    one coming."

    Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a
    baby
    girl. "Hold that lantern
    up, don't set it down; there's another one!"
    Said
    the doctor.

    Within a few minutes he had delivered a third
    baby.
    "No, don't be in a hurry
    to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet
    another one coming!" cried
    the doctor.


    The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment,
    and
    asked the doctor,
    "You reckon it might be the light that's
    attractin' 'em?"
     
  2. mitchshrader

    mitchshrader Deceased

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